i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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