i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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