Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
