Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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