? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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