So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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