I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
