would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
