This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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