I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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