What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Randomize
