she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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