That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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