Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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