My brain says no but my pants say off.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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