wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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