Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
