So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I skipped work to stalk him.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Randomize
