I wish I could punch you in the face.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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