I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i used baking grease as lip gloss
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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