Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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