i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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