My brain says no but my pants say off.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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