Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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