She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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