he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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