What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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