His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
operation harelip BJ is a go
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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