Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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