I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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