i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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