just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He has the fingertips of a God
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