I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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