Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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