sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I understand Curling. That high.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize
