Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
im having a threesome with these popsicles
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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