rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I need to align my fucking chakras
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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