this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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