In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
