so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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