Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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