To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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