i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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