So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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