me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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