after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
