Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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