Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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