i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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