what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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