honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
