Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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