is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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