wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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