angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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